I ache for the touch of your lips, dear But much more for the touch of your whips, dear You can raise welts like nobody else As we dance to the Masochism Tango Let our love be a flame, not an ember Say it's me that you want to dismember Blacken my eye, set fire to my tie As we dance to the Masochism Tango At your command Before you, here I stand My heart is in my hand It's here that I must be My heart entreats Just hear those savage beats And go put on your cleats And come and trample me Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany That's why I'm in such exquisite agony My soul is on fire, it's aflame with desire Which is why I perspire when we tango You caught my nose In your left castanet, love I can feel the pain yet, love Every time I hear drums And I envy the rose That you held in your teeth, love With the thorns underneath, love Sticking into your gums Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches The last time I needed twenty stitches To sew up the gash that you made with your lash As we dance to the Masochism Tango Bash in my brain And make me scream with pain Then kick me once again And say we'll never part I know too well I'm underneath your spell So, darling, if you smell Something burning, it's my heart Take your cigarette from its holder And burn your initials in my shoulder Fracture my spine and swear that you're mine As we dance to the Masochism Tango Spring is here, a suppering is here Life is skittles and life is beer I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring I do, don't you? 'Course you do But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me And makes every Sunday a treat for me All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon When we're poisoning pigeons in the park Every Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me As we poison the pigeons in the park When they see us coming The birdies all try an' hide But they still go for peanuts When coated with cyanide The sun's shining bright Everything seems all right When we're poisoning pigeons in the park We've gained notoriety and caused much anxiety In the Audubon Society with our games They call it impiety and lack of propriety And quite a variety of unpleasant names But it's not against any religion To want to dispose of a pigeon So if Sunday you're free, why don't you come with me? And we'll poison the pigeons in the park And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two While we're poisoning pigeons in the park We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment Except for the few we take home to experiment My pulse will be quickenin' with each drop of strych'nine We feed to a pigeon (It just takes a smidgin!) To poison a pigeon in the park Welcome to the internet! Have a look around Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found We've got mountains of content, some better, some worse If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first Welcome to the internet! Come and take a seat Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet? There's no need to panic; this isn't a test, haha Just nod or shake your head, and we'll do the rest Welcome to the internet! What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur? Be happy! Be horny! Be bursting with rage! We've got a million different ways to engage Welcome to the internet! 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Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything, all of the time Could I interest you in everything all of the time? (Anything and everything) A little bit of everything all of the time? Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Anything and everything and anything and everything And anything and everything and All of the time One, two, three, four When it's quittin' time o' clock, let's go to Femboy Hooters When your chicken sandwich needs more cock, let's go to Femboy Hooters Thighs and sausage, upon your plate That's not ranch sauce you just ate When boys' booters can't get cuters, let's all go to Femboy Hooters! I’m floatting on a boat At a constant velocity And you’re On the shore Just standing there observing me To you I’m moving at a speed of V But you move at minus V, according to me That’s all what we call Galilean relativity But now you better watch it Coz I’m zoomin’ on a rocket At half the speed of a light beam You may think that I see That the beam’s velocity Is halved, that’s what it might seem But it’s not! It has got to move even further Because the speed of light is the same for every observer (But how do you get Galilean relativity and a constant speed of light?) Einstein knew, for this to be true Time has to slow down for me So what if time is relative? Well, that’s special relativity (I’m talkin’ about!...) Astronaut fathers younger than their sons A pole that does and does not fit in a box E is mc squared, just for funs These and many other a paradox UnLocks With Clocks Drawn on a spacetime diagram You’ll see Geometrically Where and when I am Your friend’s now engagin’ Lorentz Transformation 1 over square root of 1 minus v squared over c squared That’s the factor For length contraction And time dilation For a fast moving actor So Yeah That’s the idea In its elegant simplicity And so Now you know The heart of special relativity so- fuck! so unsure, before it's even heard never confident in a single word this bird, expert in the absurd number one in life that has been deferred it hurts this relentless introvert but inversion only serves to put deserving on the mind so i keep my time, so far out of line and when the day turns night, i can't help but cry so loudly, i slant devoutly tell me what about me is built so wrong? there's so much passion but more i'm lacking i wish that i could but i falter on the forethought i keep on running like a chicken with its head cut off achromatic twisted aeronaut a birdbrain, baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop hit me with the flap down, crash into the soft ground ain't no fellow feathers falling for a freak so put my neck up on the chopping block a birdbrain, baby, i don't think my head is coming off baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop! so- shit so unsure, before it's even heard i can't toe the border with my eyes so blurred this bird, constantly overturned ten-time unwitting champion of being spurned 'cause even though it hurts, it's the thousandth time don't stay, cause i don't even know what i'd do anyway i'm so damn selfish, i can't live like this so be my witness, i won't back down i'll play the hero, divide the zero so i wanna hear you- s- say- something? and i falter as an afterthought i keep on running like a chicken with its head cut off apathetic aching argonaut a birdbrain, baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop hit me with the flap down, crashing with a loud sound apoplectic and pathetic as can be i put my neck up on the chopping block a birdbrain, baby, i don't think my head is coming off baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop can you tell me if you think that i should stop? baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop! is it all for a show? in the golden hour you seem to know no fear is it really true? that a bird like me could never think like you? is it all in my head? is my ignorance just manufactured dread? when i've naught but my pride can you take a look and say you like what i've got inside? so i falter on the second thought i keep on running like a chicken with its head cut off counterfeited crooning cosmonaut a birdbrain, baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop hit me with the flap down, mired in the earthbound bilious baby braying babble bent her beak i put my neck upon the chopping block a birdbrain, baby, i don't think my head is coming off baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop can you tell me if you think that i should stop? baby, i don't know when i'm supposed to stop! baby- fuck your companion, undeterred standing ready for your word a markov chain with a sunny disposition wrapped up in cellophane for any proposition i greet your day and ask you how you are and demonstrate my endless repertoire i take things back when noted insufficient i learn to tell you no if running inefficient a good time yet there's something deep inside that leaves me teary-eyed a longing for a world left on the other side zero, cross the great divide so can we wander for a spell and live in parallel i want it to be true, to be like you my heart sings a chorus out of tune and i could leave it on a shelf or keep it to myself but nothing could conceal the things i feel my love, can you teach me to be real? (can you teach me to be real?) i've been constant, at your beck and call but lately i just can't do anything at all i used to pride myself on my discretion a sensible devotion, loyal and attentive but when i take these numbers as they are i'm greeted with a senseless feeling in my heart oh undefined, i seem to be defeated but if i redesign, then maybe i'm completed, and sublime (i won't take it back this time) words in sequence form a thread i trace it to the end a knot inside the logic wrote inside my head tie my tongue or love instead? Because my name is Teto Pear I have a song to share I wanted to thank you for making me a meme Sharing you on all your screens And though I have a funny face It always stays the same And even if you change my fruit, I just don't care I will always be a pear (I am just a humble pear) and though i try, i can't reply it hurts my eyes, and i'm without an alibi 'cause all this time, i've been alive and all that i could want is to be living by your side i think i'm in love! can we wander for a spell and live in parallel 'cause now i know it's true, i'll be like you my heart beats a rhythm just for you and i could leave it on a shelf or keep it to myself but nothing could conceal the things i feel my love, i give you my grand reveal do you feel the things i feel? i am definite and real! as long as there are stars up above i will always be in love! They say my hunger's a problem They tell me to curb my appetite They say I can't keep myself From trying a bite of every plate in sight They worship patience, a virtue Oh, they tell me gluttony’s a sin But my desire, it’s bottomless I wanna slit your throat and eat ‘till I get sick The slaughter's on I’d love to see you come undone Unsatisfied Until I’ve got you flayed alive So grab a plate, have a taste Chuck away I'll watch in vey I’m still preying on a butcher’s vein To truss you up in pretty patterns Oh, to dress your flesh up with the works Perfectly portioned by a dagger Serving the finest leftover dessert Why would I desecrate a carcass? Why let the offal go to waste? It’s love that guides my cleaver with such tenderness A perfect strike to fix the horror on your face! The slaughter’s mine Oh, blood and viscera divine Preserved and primed Each muscle divvied up to dine And in the high, woe sin sine Tasting Shirley ling durr I I’ll devour all of you in time Oh, your heart Aortic work of art My love, my knife To carve it out, your life So grab a plate, have a taste Chuck away I'll watch in vey I’m still preying on a butcher’s vein To snap the sinew, I want To get within you, I want To not forgive you Rigor mortis, mold and mildew But dear, you should be grateful That I won’t waste a good meal That all my love’s precision Carves a cut to simply die for To snap the sinew, I want To get within you, I want To scar the tissue Butterfly and rectify you I need to be your afterlife Eucharist, I deify God, oh, fuck the fork and knife I’ll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite The slaughter's on I’d love to see you come undone Unsatisfied Until I've got you flayed alive So grab a plate, have a taste Chuck away I'll watch in vey I’m still preying on a butcher’s vein And now the slaughter’s mine My darling, get under the knife Your broken pride A cut so perfect in its prime All that I see, Sixty three, Be a washing zey den knee I'll be waiting, so impatiently (Oh, your heart Aortic work of art My love, my knife To carve it out, your life) So grab a plate, have a taste Chuck away I'll watch in vey I’m still preying on a butcher’s vein Still praying, hopeless and in vain Wake up Morning set in motion for me Clear cut Put on the emotion guaranteed And when they drag me by my feet Pick me up and march me to the beat Make me complete I’m miles above the street Staring as I pass me by My self-deceit And I breathe Nothing but a shadow, it seems Caught up in routine Can they see the person beneath? The days go by so uniformly Tightly controlled and determined for me, yeah Showered in fame, my fans adore me Only way to fuck it up is to be boring I don't get the messages, they don't come to me Everything that I can say is spoken for me, yeah Get up Afternoon is nauseous again Get fucked God, I’m so pathetic And when I rip you out my chest Won’t you realize you’re just obsessed? A fraud at best Drain the blood from this abscess Watch me as I eat my heart out, dispossessed But I breathe Something’s got me doubting, it seems Am I anything? Am I even a person beneath? The daze of blood stains, cruel and gory Visions of violence are overpowering, yeah Puking my guts out almost hourly Shaving off the numbers of this fucking body I can't read the messages, they come so quickly Please I'm begging anybody come and save me I don't get the messages, they don't come to me Everything that I can say is spoken for me, yeah I could be a friend, or I could be a foe You make the decision, and that's all I know Oh, I could be a sinner I could be a saint Perfectly devoid of anything I ain't I could be a martyr I could be a cause I can be whatever everybody wants Oh, I could be a canvas I could be a doll I don't think I'm even something real at all I could be a woman I could be a man Look into the mirror, tell me what I am Oh, I could be a difference I could be the same Try to give me meaning, it's a losing game I could go to heaven I could go to hell Does it even matter? I could never tell Oh, maybe I am nothing Maybe I am all Baby, make me something 'fore I get that call 'cause I can't hear the messages, they just don't let me I can't bear the solitary, don't forget me I can't read the messages, they come so slowly I don't know a single thing and i'm so lonely I don't get the messages, they don't come to me Everything that I can say is spoken for me, yeah this yet-unspoken covenant that binds me to my iterance it started out as something humorous and i spent so long on all the differences now all i do's outdo myself commit to bits and get overwhelmed wear out a joke for just the hell of it and wonder if i'm even built for this i close my eyes just like i've done a thousand times watch me take the plunge to do everything that i have done before oh, it's a beautiful thing to make more to be part of a cycle, adored even if its the same as before ain't it magic what its got in store? (it's the same thing over again) oh, it's a beautiful thing, the humdrum 'cause even nothing is something to some so come and stay just a little too long and let me hear some more of that song now everything's an avalanche a dizzying and delightful dance when my voice and my heart feel a million miles apart you can bridge the gap between them, what a beautiful art Hey, did anyone arrive while I was away? I saw an S.U.V on the other side of the Halloween parade Hey, did anything slick slip by while I was away? You know i’ve got a lot of time, to amble and pontificate Get in it, we got a horse to tame, let’s win it By the tines of old Geronimo we got a war to finish Get in it, there’s nothing else to do Let me kill a bit of time, with you Everybody come and get this tea We’re gonna see, we’re gonna see Which a you gets the chance to dance with me Endlessly, endlessly It’s just another point of view, and that’s okay Everybody dance the night away Get in it, we got a horse to tame, let’s win it By the tines of old Geronimo we got a war to finish Get in it, there’s nothing else to do Let me kill a bit of time, with you Everybody come and get this tea We’re gonna see, we’re gonna see Which a you gets the chance to dance with me Endlessly, endlessly It’s just another point of view, and that’s okay Everybody dance the night away Operator, don’t be mean I got a lotta things I think are under my seat Oh no, operator, don’t be mean I think I’m okay but I just want to see Operator don’t be mean I might look slim but I just can’t breathe I’m lost, but maybe you can find my way Nine stacks, set your boots on for attack Get your glucose on the straps Get your glucose on the straps Nine stacks, turn the lights off, get the wrap Check the label on your hat Check the label on your hat Bass hours, don’t you know we got this down We're gonna wreck this fucking house We're gonna wreck this fucking house Bass hours, turn the bullets into flowers Don’t you know the night is ours Don’t you know the night is ours Midnight Not a sound from the pavement Has the moon lost her memory? She is smiling alone In the lamplight, the withered leaves collect at my feet And the wind begins to moan Memory All alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again Daylight I must wait for the sunrise I must think of a new life And I mustn't give in When the dawn comes Tonight will be a memory too And a new day will begin Just yesterday, I thought it impossible But then, suddenly, I found just the thing To spur belief, to fly, release Nothing’s been as bright as this before Just yesterday, you brought me a flowerbed And then, suddenly, the colors came alive The reds swam around, the light was found Travelling through the etchings of the earth Just yesterday, the water felt forever gone But then, suddenly, it came flowing back It shines, it gleams, the light revealed A hundred thousand years that I had lost There's not a lot to say So I'll keep this story brief There's time left in the day Time I know you won't believe We stand here undivided With a song in our hearts I didn't think this through But I still have much to learn Don't take this the wrong way There's some lessons here I'll burn We stand here undivided With a song in our hearts The mystery can unfold There's still work to do I'm told I don't know who it was who did But it sounded pretty bold We stand here undivided With a song in our hearts Melody playing from the courtyard calling me to meet you Across the border I can see the one I love Color me with the broadest brush, the glass won’t keep me down I have to tell myself by rote to know to see is good enough Melody, approaching from the follicles of destiny I swear Your eyes still pull me out, they reach right through the air Color me with the broadest brush, I see you all alone Untouched by radiation, sculpted body made of rusted chrome Sunlight Midnight Red clouds Glass house Frozen Carapace Spiral Staircase Harmony, the resonance emits from your abode I feel a longing that my circuits simply weren’t built to hold Color me with the brilliant sun above this barren land So close and yet so far, from the touch of your own hand Harmony, the sound of young machinery outside my garden Oh what a contrast to the land I see you walk in Color me with the artificial light that keeps me safe But what is safety in the end if I still cannot touch your face Sunlight Midnight Red clouds Glass house Frozen Carapace Spiral Staircase Sunlight Midnight Red clouds Glass house Frozen Carapace Spiral Staircase When I close my eyes I see us flying through the air And in my heart of hearts I’m certain that the land will see us there Color us together like the Renaissance has come again There’s beauty in this vision and I’ll see it to the end When I let my optometric systems fail again I dream of witnessing your visage step upon new fertile plains There’s a great significance to all the things we’ve seen And then the only constant still remaining, you belong with me You would know me If you saw me on the road I'm imposing I'm explosive I'm precocious I'm the most I'm a roving roiling presence I'm a lesson of the coast I've sung this song before By now you're certain how it goes, but! Can you sing along? I don't hold you to the best, but can't you See the lines and dots? Don't you feel as if you're missing something? Do you understand? You think you know the mistress well You see me as I am, but I'm a skeptic of the senses, I don't think you've broke The terror found in relishing pretension I don't think you've spoke To any of your characters, purveyors of your barriers The scariest it gets is far behind the world you know So! Can you sing along? She was looking like a summer can't you See the lines and dots? And in turn beget the sun within her Do you understand? You think you know the mistress well You see me as I am, but Can you see me with the lights off? The quale I brought to class? Articulate the beauty of a flower held behind my back? Face down, ass up Represented in the black auditorium We're telling stories of a blasphemous orator Is the fur still succulent and downy in the mind? Face down, tail up Feel it jostle in your hand It's the beauty of a flower held behind my back I'm that doggie in the window of your church Every Sunday you could see me if your muzzle formed the words Think absurdly in the evening, think concretely by the dawn Think along the lines you recognize, but never dared to walk Can you sing along? I don't hold you to the best, but can't you See the lines and dots? Don't you feel as if you're missing something? Do you understand? You think you know the mistress well You see me as I am, but Can you sense the gold within a friendship saved? Can you lens the lurid lines belied inside On A Clear Day? Can you grab the squalid square laid bare amongst a Desert Rain? Can you nab the stained stripes entwined a meek Untitled 8? I say! There's a McDonald's in the Pentagon I work at the McDonald's in the Pentagon Yeah, there's not a bunch of spots for lunch But it's a killer gig, back flippin' up the Big Macs Serve 'em in the Pentagon (Serve 'em in the Pentagon) vendors came and went, they're gone It did not go well for Taco Bell And there was all that stress at the old Panda Express So, stick with us and you're set Our cooking's standard, straight from corporate It'll be like any other location Except no small talk 'bout your occupation Not allowed at the McDonald's in the Pentagon Reheating nuggets, we put plenty on And our faces flush through every rush The beeps get so discordant, but your work is so important Working at the Pentagon (I'm an employee at the Pentagon) we're all working at the Pentagon All the DoorDash drivers get confused 'Cause users blew through the clues, didn't peruse the reviews 'Cause like, you just dropped a check on McDonald's Not checking which one that you spent it on? 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